BROOM Breaking News

Happy Birthday to Us, Happy Birthday to Us...
(Our Headquarters) This miraculous month wildly witnesses another one of our sensational celebrations of another anniversary. Years ago this moody month our magical magazine was foolishly founded by the two eloquent editors-in-mischief, Brian Cullen and Michael Flatley. Countless co-workers have come since and most of them did not move away again.
We would like to take this terrific tiding to thank all of our sweet supporters out there. Thank you so much for being there! Special thanks go to our two slaving slaves who daringly do their best to keep us going. Thanks. And one more thank you to slave PhD for being the best friend in the world and taking us the way we are. We know that we are not easy. Thank you! Now participate in our peaceful party. (All)

Scientists' Research Showed Lack of Love
(The World) Recently researching scientists provided proof of the non-existence of love. After years of toiling on this topic the scientists have finally given up to find a trace of love.
“In my humble heart, I had thought there was a tiny, little bit of it, but then it turned out to be a slight stomach upset only,” says Professor O.P. Timist. His cool colleague Professor Pes Simist argues that after yearning years to attempt an attestation of the existence of lucky love it primarily proved much easier and simpler to excavate evidence for its non-existence. Unfortunately, so the outcome of further findings our hearts are still there and a broken heart is very much part of rough reality. Don't let your heads hang, maybe someday soon there is a scientist seeing no chance for the existence of such a fragile organ. (MF)

Summer Sunshine

(Our Headquarters and most of Europe) It has finally arrived. Many people had stopped believing in its existence and no, we are not talking of Santa Claus, we are talking about summer and here it is ready to be interviewed. BC: Now, here you are. Everyone loves you. We love you because you are just in time for our anniversary. How does this make you feel?
S: ...
BC: Okay, this seems to be a bit more difficult. Let's try with a different question. People all around the northern hemisphere have been impatiently waiting for you. Now you are here, what are your plans?
S: ...
BC: Hm, good. Where have you been all this while?
S: ...
BC: What do you do during the winter?
S: ...
BC: Autumn? Spring?
S: ...
BC: Now, how long are you planning to stay?
S: ...
BC: Are you planning to answer any of my questions?
S: ...
BC: Thought so. Thanks for being here anyway. We hope you will linger a bit.

Or maybe not so willingly answering our questions. Be that as it may. It is here and it is here to stay! Enjoy the summertime and make sure not to miss one precious moment of it. And maybe, just maybe you will be able to prove the scientists wrong and find true love – we hope this with all of our heart. (BC)